‘Vampire’ Discovered in Mass Grave

March 6th, 2009

Link.

FTA: “At the time the woman died, many people believed that the plague was spread by “vampires” which, rather than drinking people’s blood, spread disease by chewing on their shrouds after dying. Grave-diggers put bricks in the mouths of suspected vampires to stop them doing this, Borrini says.”

For the love of God, don’t remove that brick!

Robots!

March 5th, 2009

Prediction: 2030. Japan now has more robots than people.  Cultural oddities remain unmitigated by this fact.

Robots!

Death by Tech: Gray Goo

March 5th, 2009

New weekly segment: Death by Tech!

Think the future is all flying cars and cyberspace? Well think again. The future, in addition to bringing a whole slew of useful technologies, carries with it exciting new ways to shuffle off this mortal coil. So in honor of these thrilling developments, this segment will cover a fun and unique way to die every week.

This week: Gray Goo

Smokey the Nanobot: Our first line of defense

Smokey the Nanobot: Our first line of defense

What is it?

Gray goo is a scenario that hinges heavily on self-replicating nanobots. The idea is that somebody creates and releases nanobots with insufficient or weak parameters that fail to stop the nanobots from replicating out of control. The nanobots then start eating shit, and not just the shit they’re supposed to. All the shit. Buildings, trees, people. Everything that can be converted into more material. This produces the ubiquitous ‘gray goo’ which consumes the world and us along with it.

Likelihood?

Unclear. Most nanotech engineers think it’s pretty preposterous, and it would take a monumental human error to make it even likely, but that doesn’t rule it out. Several scientists have speculated that this scenario is not only possible, but likely and dangerous. Most of them are fringe wackos, but not all.

Pain factor?

Very high. Imagine being eaten alive by a predator. It takes big chunks out of your flesh, dismembering you piece by piece.  Now imagine being eaten alive by a billion tiny predators that disassemble you piece by piece on a molecular level. I’m not sure exactly how horrible death would be, but I suspect it’s pretty incomparable.

There you have it! Your first ‘Death by Tech!’. Pretty soon you’ll be prepared to enter the world of the future with anxiety and paranoia, as well you should.

UPDATE: Someone with more resources and artistic skill than me out-funnied this post by making a movie on the same subject. Check it out.

Stross on the future of humanity

March 4th, 2009

Charles Stross, author of such visionary works as Accelerando and Glasshouse, has recently posted his predictions for the direction of the 21st century. They are bleak, and depressing. Read them here!

Edit: Fixed linkfail

Weekly Monolith – 03/04/09

March 4th, 2009

This Week’s Monolith: Easter Island

Stone Temple's Pilot?

Stone Temple's Pilot?

These guys put CNN’s talking heads to shame.

Ha ha ha ha…

Sorry. I need help.

Flagship Post

March 4th, 2009

If for some reason you happen to be reading this, here are some notes. This website is (obviously) unfinished, and I am about as skilled at web design as Sylvester Stallone is at speaking, so expect it to stay that way while I bumble aimlessly around in the code. If you find something explicitly wrong or out of place, feel free to e-mail me.

And thanks for coming.

-R

Schrödinger’s lolcats

March 3rd, 2009

Behold my amateurish photoshop skills!

RADIASHUN LOL

RADIASHUN LOL

Schrödinger’s Cat, for reference.

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The Singularity and You!

March 3rd, 2009

You may have heard a little bit about this ’singularity’. You may have asked yourself, ‘what does this singularity have to do with me? What’s all the fuss about’? Well worry not dear reader. I am here to answer all your questions.

Read more!

Why is the Monolith So Angry?

March 3rd, 2009

Why, you may ask, is the monolith so very angry? Why has our extraterrestrial Prometheus turned his ire upon us? How have we displeased him so much?

I’ll tell you why…