Weekly Monolith: Lingsberg Runestone

March 25th, 2009

This Week’s Monolith: Lingsberg Runestone (U 240)

U 240

U 240

Pretty cool looking, right? Those nifty runes must say something important., right?

Translation:

“Danr and Húskarl and Sveinn and Holmfríðr, the mother and (her) sons, had this stone erected in memory of Halfdan, the father of Danr and his brothers; and Holmfríðr in memory of her husbandman.”

Nope,  just a headstone.

Edit: There have been some questions about what exactly these weekly monoliths have to do with the blog. Let me put those to rest.

It’s called Angry Monolith, and they’re cool. Deal with it.

Death by Tech: Fermi Paradox

March 18th, 2009

This week on Death by Tech I will be featuring another somewhat obscure death scenario: aliens! Stay tuned…

What is it?

The basis of this idea is rooted in the musings of a number of prominent physicists, astronomers and generally smart people. Here is how it goes: first, there is the argument of scale. The Milky Way contains 250 billion stars, and the universe itself has approximately 70 sextillion stars in the visible spectrum alone. Estimates on how many civilizations we might share the galaxy with - based on the Drake equation (which is controversial, at best) - range from 5 to 5000. Enrico Fermi takes this further, assuming that the nature of intelligent life is to explore and expand, and points out that even with slower-than-light space travel, it would take somewhere around five to fifty million years for a civilization to colonize the galaxy. This may seem like a long time, but on a geological time scale it is relatively insignificant. This begs the question, which Fermi so impertinently asks: Where is everybody?

It's quiet. Too quiet...

It's quiet. Too quiet...

This may not seem to have anything to do with death, but bear with me. Theories on why we haven’t seen any signs of alien civilization vary (one of my favorites theorizes that it is the nature of intelligent life to destroy itself) but most people interested in it figure that it is an interesting theoretical problem that will be solved as our technological capabilities increase. But it could be something more insidious.  Here are some of my thoughts on why we haven’t heard from anyone:

Aliens ate their brains. And they're coming for us...

Aliens ate their brains. And they're coming for us...

Or…

OM NOM NOM

OM NOM NOM

Or…

ZERLING RUSH KEKEKEKE

ZERGLING RUSH KEKEKEKE

You get the picture.

Likelihood?

Well, we’re not dead yet. There’s no way to tell, but there is certainly something ominous about the oppressive silence of the universe. It could be that we’re just not advanced enough for anyone to take notice of us (or maybe they have their own form of prime directive), so while the threat is pretty low, as we advance our technology, space could get very dangerous very fast.

Pain Factor?

Another unknown. If it’s alien facehuggers, probably pretty high. If earth is just going to be bulldozed to make room for a galactic superhighway, you probably won’t notice.

Weekly Monolith - Spellenstein, Germany

March 18th, 2009

This Week’s Monolith: Spellenstein Monolith

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This monolith comes furnished with its own house!

Sci-Fi Channel Suffers Collective Brain Anuerism, Passes it Off as Marketing Ploy

March 17th, 2009
Picard has a message for you SyFy

Picard has a message for you SyFy

In a move clearly made by a group of people with more MBAs than brain cells, the Sci-Fi channel has decided to go Web 2.0 all over its core fanbase’s ass and change its name to SyFy. Reasoning?

FTA: “By changing the name to Syfy, which remains phonetically identical, the new brand broadens perceptions and embraces a wider range of current and future imagination-based entertainment beyond just the traditional sci-fi genre, including fantasy, supernatural, paranormal, reality, mystery, action and adventure. It also positions the brand for future growth by creating an ownable trademark that can travel easily with consumers across new media and nonlinear digital platforms, new international channels and extend into new business ventures.”

This means less Battlestar Galactica and Eureka and more Ghost Hunters, ECW, Chase and Mansquito. I am not sure if the people who run the network actually even like science fiction.

Link.

Guide: How to Live Forever (Or close enough…)

March 15th, 2009

Exclusive (Well, not really) information on how to live forever. Secrets of everlasting life revealed! Want to know more? Read on!

Metamaterial Revolution: The New Science of Making Anything Disappear

March 11th, 2009
An invisibility device. Sort of.

An invisibility device. Sort of.

A new article about the emerging science of metamaterials. The article has an obsessive focus on invisibility, but the applications are far greater than that. These metamaterials (at least in theory) could advance an overwhelming list of technologies, including supermicroscopes, nanotechnology, optical computers, cloaking, and more.

FTA: “…Scientists had long known that they could change the behavior of a material by altering its chemistry. For instance, you can alter the color and hardness of glass by adding lead. But now Pendry saw that he could also alter function by changing a material’s internal structure on a very fine scale, less than a wavelength of whatever he was manipulating…These new, structurally altered materials would soon become known as metamaterials, based on the Greek meta, meaning “beyond.” “We knew we were onto something,” Pendry says.”

Read the full article here.

Weekly Monolith: 3/11/09

March 11th, 2009

This Week’s Monolith: Rudston Monolith

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In addition to being the UK’s tallest standing stone, this monolith has a unique feature: fossilized dinosaur footprints!

Death by Tech: ‘Basilisk’ Attack (AKA Harmful Sensation)

March 9th, 2009

In honor of Angry Monolith’s home base being recently overrun by Trojans and rootkits, this week’s Death by Tech will cover a somewhat more esoteric, but extremely deadly, future death scenario: A Basilisk attack.

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Viewing this image won't kill you. This time.

What is it?

A ‘Basilisk’ or ‘Medusa’ attack is an idea generally attributed to science fiction author David Langford (Check out comp.basilisk for more information). The general idea is that an image is generated that will ‘crash’ a human mind in the same way that a virus can crash a computer. Here’s a technobabble explanation for people smarter than me:

“…the human mind as a formal, deterministic computational system — a system that, as predicted by a variant of Gödel’s Theorem in mathematics, can be crashed by thoughts which the mind is physically or logically incapable of thinking. The Logical Imaging Technique presents such a thought in purely visual form as a basilisk image which our optic nerves can’t help but accept. The result is disastrous, like a software stealth-virus smuggled into the brain.” (wiki)

Though Langford is responsible for the most sophisticated iteration of this idea, it is not unique to his writing. William Gibson, in Neuromancer envisioned an advanced firewall called Black ICE, which would attack the minds of invading hackers, killing them if they weren’t properly prepared. Neil Stephenson’s Snow Crash revolves around the use of a similar mind-hacking device. This kind of attack also receives brief mention in Charles Stross’ Accelerando.

Likelihood?

Right now, pretty small. There’s no very good reason to pour resources or brainpower into developing such a weapon as long as we’re still wearing our fleshbodies and can be killed by simple things like blunt trauma and time. But as we draw nearer to such things as mind uploads and direct neural uplinks, the threat will likely grow. When humans have transcended their physical forms, it will become necessary to create new weapons of war if we want to keep killing each other (as is our general modus operandi). A basilisk is designed to attack, destroy or erase the very mental hardware of a human being - an attack on your very self.

Pain Factor?

Unclear, but it will probably not be small. The images associated with Basilisk attacks are supposed to trigger some inconsistency in the very clockworks of your brain  - you probably won’t know why,  but I imagine it will hurt quite a bit. And then, of course, you’ll die.

‘Vampire’ Discovered in Mass Grave

March 6th, 2009

Link.

FTA: “At the time the woman died, many people believed that the plague was spread by “vampires” which, rather than drinking people’s blood, spread disease by chewing on their shrouds after dying. Grave-diggers put bricks in the mouths of suspected vampires to stop them doing this, Borrini says.”

For the love of God, don’t remove that brick!

Robots!

March 5th, 2009

Prediction: 2030. Japan now has more robots than people.  Cultural oddities remain unmitigated by this fact.

Robots!