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Death by Tech: ‘Basilisk’ Attack (AKA Harmful Sensation)

Monday, March 9th, 2009

In honor of Angry Monolith’s home base being recently overrun by Trojans and rootkits, this week’s Death by Tech will cover a somewhat more esoteric, but extremely deadly, future death scenario: A Basilisk attack.

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Viewing this image won't kill you. This time.

What is it?

A ‘Basilisk’ or ‘Medusa’ attack is an idea generally attributed to science fiction author David Langford (Check out comp.basilisk for more information). The general idea is that an image is generated that will ‘crash’ a human mind in the same way that a virus can crash a computer. Here’s a technobabble explanation for people smarter than me:

“…the human mind as a formal, deterministic computational system — a system that, as predicted by a variant of Gödel’s Theorem in mathematics, can be crashed by thoughts which the mind is physically or logically incapable of thinking. The Logical Imaging Technique presents such a thought in purely visual form as a basilisk image which our optic nerves can’t help but accept. The result is disastrous, like a software stealth-virus smuggled into the brain.” (wiki)

Though Langford is responsible for the most sophisticated iteration of this idea, it is not unique to his writing. William Gibson, in Neuromancer envisioned an advanced firewall called Black ICE, which would attack the minds of invading hackers, killing them if they weren’t properly prepared. Neil Stephenson’s Snow Crash revolves around the use of a similar mind-hacking device. This kind of attack also receives brief mention in Charles Stross’ Accelerando.

Likelihood?

Right now, pretty small. There’s no very good reason to pour resources or brainpower into developing such a weapon as long as we’re still wearing our fleshbodies and can be killed by simple things like blunt trauma and time. But as we draw nearer to such things as mind uploads and direct neural uplinks, the threat will likely grow. When humans have transcended their physical forms, it will become necessary to create new weapons of war if we want to keep killing each other (as is our general modus operandi). A basilisk is designed to attack, destroy or erase the very mental hardware of a human being – an attack on your very self.

Pain Factor?

Unclear, but it will probably not be small. The images associated with Basilisk attacks are supposed to trigger some inconsistency in the very clockworks of your brain  – you probably won’t know why,  but I imagine it will hurt quite a bit. And then, of course, you’ll die.

Robots!

Thursday, March 5th, 2009

Prediction: 2030. Japan now has more robots than people.  Cultural oddities remain unmitigated by this fact.

Robots!

Death by Tech: Gray Goo

Thursday, March 5th, 2009

New weekly segment: Death by Tech!

Think the future is all flying cars and cyberspace? Well think again. The future, in addition to bringing a whole slew of useful technologies, carries with it exciting new ways to shuffle off this mortal coil. So in honor of these thrilling developments, this segment will cover a fun and unique way to die every week.

This week: Gray Goo

Smokey the Nanobot: Our first line of defense

Smokey the Nanobot: Our first line of defense

What is it?

Gray goo is a scenario that hinges heavily on self-replicating nanobots. The idea is that somebody creates and releases nanobots with insufficient or weak parameters that fail to stop the nanobots from replicating out of control. The nanobots then start eating shit, and not just the shit they’re supposed to. All the shit. Buildings, trees, people. Everything that can be converted into more material. This produces the ubiquitous ‘gray goo’ which consumes the world and us along with it.

Likelihood?

Unclear. Most nanotech engineers think it’s pretty preposterous, and it would take a monumental human error to make it even likely, but that doesn’t rule it out. Several scientists have speculated that this scenario is not only possible, but likely and dangerous. Most of them are fringe wackos, but not all.

Pain factor?

Very high. Imagine being eaten alive by a predator. It takes big chunks out of your flesh, dismembering you piece by piece.  Now imagine being eaten alive by a billion tiny predators that disassemble you piece by piece on a molecular level. I’m not sure exactly how horrible death would be, but I suspect it’s pretty incomparable.

There you have it! Your first ‘Death by Tech!’. Pretty soon you’ll be prepared to enter the world of the future with anxiety and paranoia, as well you should.

UPDATE: Someone with more resources and artistic skill than me out-funnied this post by making a movie on the same subject. Check it out.

Stross on the future of humanity

Wednesday, March 4th, 2009

Charles Stross, author of such visionary works as Accelerando and Glasshouse, has recently posted his predictions for the direction of the 21st century. They are bleak, and depressing. Read them here!

Edit: Fixed linkfail

Schrödinger’s lolcats

Tuesday, March 3rd, 2009

Behold my amateurish photoshop skills!

RADIASHUN LOL

RADIASHUN LOL

Schrödinger’s Cat, for reference.

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The Singularity and You!

Tuesday, March 3rd, 2009

You may have heard a little bit about this ’singularity’. You may have asked yourself, ‘what does this singularity have to do with me? What’s all the fuss about’? Well worry not dear reader. I am here to answer all your questions.

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Why is the Monolith So Angry?

Tuesday, March 3rd, 2009

Why, you may ask, is the monolith so very angry? Why has our extraterrestrial Prometheus turned his ire upon us? How have we displeased him so much?

I’ll tell you why…